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Friday, March 7th, 2008

I can’t believe that I missed this site for so long. VeryFunnyAds.com is a streaming video site just for commercials. I always thought it was a great idea to have a youtube just for commercials. Everyone wins as visitors get to see that commercial everyone is talking about without watching every channel on TV for 24 hour a day trying to catch it naturally and the advertiser get extra free promotion. You also get to see ads not for your region and even your country.

McCain Comments On Clinton’s “Red Phone” Ad

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Phoenix, AZ (AHN) - Having no viable Republican rival to trade jabs with, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) commented on the controversial “red phone” ad launched by Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) last week that slyly accused Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) of lacking the experience needed to make effective decisions during times of national crisis.

“My knowledge and experience and background clearly indicates that if the phone rang at 3 a.m. in the White House and I was the one to answer it, I would be the one most qualified to exercise the kind of judgment necessary to address a national security crisis,” McCain, a decorated Vietnam war veteran and four-term senator, said during a press conference in his home state. “I’ve been involved in every major national security challenge for the last 20 years that has faced this country.”

“Sometimes I’ve agreed with the administration and sometimes I have not, but I’ll rely on my record and my knowledge and my experience on national security issues,” he added. “I’m not the youngest candidate, but I’m certainly the most experienced and qualified to answer that phone and act in America’s best security experience.”

Clinton ran a 30-second TV spot titled “Children” in the Lone Star state that asked voters, “It’s 3 a.m. and your children are safe and asleep. But there’s a phone in the White House, and it’s ringing. Something’s happened in the world… Who do you want answering the phone?”

The TV spot was received with condemnation by Obama. He accused Clinton of fear mongering and having “given the wrong answer” when the nation had its red phone moment and decided to invade Iraq.

The press conference by McCain is his first public event since holding a barbecue for reporters in his Arizona home on Saturday. The Republican frontrunner is expected to win Tuesday’s contests against former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee. His campaign sent an email to supporters on Monday saying it only needed 101 delegates to secure the GOP nomination.

Jeff buckley hallelujah

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Jeff Buckley live in a studio, performing his cover version of Leonard Cohen’s song “Hallelujah”.

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Marissa miller

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Marisa Miller (born August 6, 1978[1]) is an American supermodel. She is known for her many appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues and Victoria’s Secret catalogs. She is the cover model for the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

Birth name     Marisa Bertetta
Date of birth     August 6, 1978 (1978-08-06) (age 29)
Place of birth     Flag of the United States Santa Cruz, California, U.S.
Height     5 ft 8 in (1.73 m)
Hair color     Blonde
Eye color     Hazel
Measurements     34D-23-35 (US)
86-58-88 (EU)
Weight     110 lb (50 kg/7.9 st)
Dress size     2 (US), 32 (EU), 5 (UK)
Shoe size     7 (US), 37½ (EU), 4½ (UK)
Agency     Elite Model Management
Spouse(s)     Jim Miller (ca. 2000–ca. 2002)
Griffin Guess (2006–present)

Biography

Early life and career start

Born Marisa Bertetta in Santa Cruz, California, she was first “discovered” at age 16 walking through a San Francisco café by two Italian modeling agents.[2] After talking to her mom Krista Bertetta, she was on a plane to Italy with her mom a few months later. Marisa says that the most valuable thing that her mom has ever told her was “You can always go back to school but you may not always be able to model.” Marisa took her mom’s advice and soon gained attention when she appeared in a 1997 issue of Perfect 10 magazine. Although she came in third behind Ashley Degenford and Monica Hansen in Perfect 10 magazine’s first annual model search, she was repeatedly showcased in following issues, including the covers of the Winter 1998, Aug/Sept 1999, and Fall 2004 editions. She has two sisters and attended Monte Vista Christian School[3] in Watsonville, California.

Career highlights

Atypically, Marisa was able to move from a start as an amateur magazine model to high profile mainstream work after she was spotted by fashion photographer Mario Testino in Manhattan Beach, California in 2001.[4] Noticing Marisa, Mario snapped pictures of her and approached her for a job offer. Soon after, Marisa worked with the likes of Victoria’s Secret and has appeared in every issue of the coveted Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue since 2002. In particular, she was featured in the 2004 and 2005 editions’ sections of body painting. Raphael Mazzucco’s photograph of Marisa wearing nothing but an iPod in the 2007 edition became one of the most famous photos ever published in that magazine. She’s also appeared in other magazines such as Fitness, Shape, and Vogue, as well as working on campaigns for Nordstrom, J.Crew, and Tommy Hilfiger. In 2004, she served as a modeling judge in the short-lived reality television series Manhunt: The Search for America’s Most Gorgeous Male Model.[5] In the same year she also appeared in Puddle of Mudd’s music video for “Spin You Around”.

In 2007, Marisa shot her first television commercial for Victoria’s Secret with fellow supermodel Heidi Klum, causing quite a stir unexpectedly drawing more attention than Klum, as well as appearing in a cameo on the HBO show Entourage. Marisa was also featured as a model on the pilot episode of the new VH1 reality show The Shot.

On November 26, 2007, Marisa made a special guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother (episode: “The Yips”) with her fellow Victoria’s Secret supermodels (Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Selita Ebanks, Miranda Kerr, and Heidi Klum).

On December 4, 2007, Marisa made her debut at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.[6]

On the February 11, 2008 episode of The Late Show with David Letterman it was announced that Marisa would grace the cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

Personal life

Marisa married Jim Miller, a Los Angeles surfing contest promoter and lifeguard from California in 2000 and separated from him in 2002. They divorced soon after. She married Hollywood producer Griffin Guess on April 15, 2006.[7] Marisa enjoys football, muscle cars, cooking, and boxing. From an early age she loved surfing, was a standout volleyball player on her high school team, and has long been a big sports fan in general. She’s said that if she weren’t a model she would be a sportscaster.

Lennon murphy

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Lennon Anne Murphy, named after rock and roll legend John Lennon [1], is a singer/songwriter from Hendersonville, Tennessee, United States. Born in Ronkonkoma, Long Island, New York on March 31, 1982, Lennon and her mother moved to Hendersonville when she was four years old. Lennon began playing piano at a young age and performed her first gig in front of people when she was fifteen.

One day, Lennon came home after school to find her mother, her only parent, dead in her closet from an allergic reaction to some pills she had taken. This was just a few days after Lennon’s eighteenth birthday and just before she signed with Arista records.

Still Lennon prevailed, fighting for custody of her younger sister Mariella (which she eventually won) and releasing her debut album, 5:30 Saturday Morning, on the historic date of September 11, 2001. Her only single from that album was a song called “Brake of your Car”. Lennon ended up leaving Arista because, “I wanted a career as a rock act, and an album I could be proud of, and staying with Arista I really didn’t see that happening,”.

In 2004, Lennon released 2 albums and a DVD. One album is a strictly acoustic release entitled Career Suicide, released on September 24, 2004. It was just Lennon and her piano, which makes sense since Lennon has said, “I write on piano, which I’ve been playing all my life”. Most songs were remakes of songs from 5:30 Saturday Morning but the new ones were also well received. On December 27, 2004, she released another album entitled I Am. She also released a DVD entitled My Crazy Life. She released them all independently on John Galt Entertainment, a record label she founded with her manager.

On September 5, 2006, Lennon kicked off a tour opening for Aerosmith and Mötley Crüe to support the September 19, 2006 release of her album Damaged Goods. The lead single is the track Where Do I Fit In?, which is a revamp of the track My Beautiful from her Arista debut. While on tour, she is also headlining gigs at local clubs along the way. Often those who hold tickets for the Aerosmith/Mötley Crüe show in the area can get into the smaller venue to see Lennon for free.

Lennon has completed her new album with producer Jason Suecof (Trivium, DevilDriver, Chimaira). Lennon will reportedly be taking a more guitar-heavy approach with her newer material. [2] The album will be released in 2008.

Trivia

Lennon enjoys watching Law and Order, Wonton Soup, Disney’s Aladdin, and playing onstage.[3]

Lennon has, at times, driven her own tour bus. [4]

Lennon’s opinion on the music industry: “In an industry where you have four weeks to hit and then they move on to the next thing, a career is the last thing corporate America is considering. By putting the DVD, I Am and Damaged Goods out through my own company, I want to give myself the chance of still being around in 10 years.”

Background information
Birth name     Lennon Anne Murphy
Born     March 31, 1982 (1982-03-31) (age 25)
Origin     Hendersonville, Tennessee
Years active     2001 - present
Label(s)     John Galt Entertainment

The iceman cometh

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

The Iceman Cometh is a play written by Eugene O’Neill in 1939. First published in 1940 and first produced on Broadway in 1946, it is considered one of the author’s finest works. The play was later adapted into a TV movie in 1960 as well as a big screen motion picture in 1973, both by the same name.

Characters

The following is the list of characters as printed in the 1988 Library of America edition.

* Harry Hope, proprietor of a saloon and rooming house*
* Ed Mosher, Hope’s brother-in-law, one-time circus man*
* Pat McGloin, one-time Police Lieutenant*
* Willie Oban, a Harvard Law School alumnus*
* Joe Mott, a one-time proprietor of a Negro gambling house
* Piet Wetjoen, (”The General”), one-time leader of a Boer commando*
* Cecil Lewis, (”The Captain”), one-time Captain of British infantry*
* James Cameron (”Jimmy Tomorrow”), one-time Boer War correspondent*
* Hugo Kalmar, one-time editor of Anarchist periodicals
* Larry Slade, one-time Syndicalist-Anarchist
* Rocky Pioggi, night bartender*
* Don Parritt*
* Pearl, street walker*
* Margie, street walker*
* Cora, street walker
* Chuck Morello, day bartender*
* Theodore Hickman (Hickey), a hardware salesman
* Moran
* Lieb

(* Roomers at Harry Hope’s)

Plot

It is set in Harry Hope’s decidedly downmarket Greenwich Village saloon and rooming house, in 1912. The patrons, who are all men except for three women who are prostitutes, are all dead-end alcoholics who spend every possible moment seeking oblivion in each others’ company and trying to con or wheedle free drinks from Harry and the bartenders. They tend to focus much of their anticipation on the semi-regular visits of the salesman Theodore Hickman, known to them as Hickey. When Hickey finishes a tour of his business territory, which is apparently a wide expanse of the East Coast, he typically turns up at the saloon and starts the party. He buys drinks for everyone, regales them with jokes and stories, and goes on a bender of several days until his money runs out. As the play opens, the regulars are expecting Hickey to turn up soon and plan to throw Harry a surprise birthday party. The entire first act introduces the various characters and shows them bickering amongst each other, showing just how drunk and delusional they are, all the while waiting for the arrival of Hickey.

One of the focuses of this act is a dialogue between two of the characters, Larry Slade and Don Parrit. Don’s mother, a member of an anarchy movement, has recently been arrested, apparently as a result of an informant. Larry was dating Don’s mother for the majority of Don’s childhood and Don is preoccupied with getting Larry, who has resigned himself to a detached state, to admit his continued belief in the movement.

Joe Mott is the only African American member of the group and is the former owner of a black casino. He insists he will soon re-open the casino.

Cecil “The Captain” Lewis is a former infantryman of the British Army who fought with Piet “The General” Wetjoen, a Boer during the Boer War. The two are now good friends. The two insist they’ll soon go back to their nations of origin.

Willie Oban is a Harvard graduate who says he will soon get a job at the DA’s office.

Harry Hope is the proprietor of the bar and, though he is constantly saying otherwise, has a tendency to give out free drinks. He has not left the bar since his wife Bess’s death 20 years ago. He promises that he’ll take a walk around the block on his birthday, the next day.

Pat McGloin is a former police lieutenant who was convicted on criminal charges and kicked out of the force. He says he is hoping to appeal, but is waiting for the right moment.

Rocky Pioggi is the night bartender, but is paid little and makes his living mostly off of allowing Pearl and Margie stay at the bar in exchange for all the money they make. He despises being called a pimp.

Ed Mosher is Harry’s brother-in-law, Bess’s brother. He is a former circus box-office man and con-man who prides himself on his ability to give incorrect change. He kept to much of his illegitimate profits to himself and was fired, but says he will get his job back someday.

Hugo Kalmar is a former anarchist and often quotes the bible. He is drunk and passed out for a majority of the play and is constantly asking the other patrons to buy him a drink.

James “Jimmy Tomorrow” Cameron is a former British newspaper correspondent. He is constantly procrastinating getting a job, hence his nickname.

Chuck Morello is the day bartender and Cora’s boyfriend. He says that he will marry her tomorrow.

Pearl and Margie and two prostitutes that work for Rocky.

Cora is a third prostitute and is Chuck’s girlfriend.

Finally Hickey arrives and his behavior throws the other characters into turmoil. He insists, with as much charisma as ever, but now lumped together with the zeal of a recent convert, that he sees life clearly now as never before, because he is sober. He hectors his former drinking companions that they are meaninglessly clinging to “pipe dreams” of some kind of positive change in their lives, while continuing to drown their sorrows exactly as before. (This is true; the ex-cop and carny hustler tell each other they will ask for their old jobs back on the police force or with the circus, the bartender says he will marry his prostitute girlfriend, etc., with seemingly no chance of any of this coming to pass. One character is even nicknamed Jimmy Tomorrow for his constant protestations.) Hickey wants the characters to cast away their delusions and embrace the hopelessness of their fates. He takes on this task with a near-maniacal fervor. How he goes about his mission, how the other characters respond, and their efforts to find out what has wrought this change in Hickey take over four hours to resolve.

During and after Harry’s birthday party most seem to have been somewhat affected by Hickey’s ramblings. Harry, Lewis and Wetjoen all leave the bar, though Harry comes running back with the (untrue) excuse that he was almost run over by a passing car and they all come back later in the day. Larry pretends to be unaffected but when Don reveals he was the informant Larry rages at him and, Willie decides McGloin’s appeal will be his first case and Rocky admits he is a pimp.

Eventually, they all return and are jolted by a sudden revelation. Hickey, who had earlier told the other characters that his wife had died and that she was murdered, admits that he is the one who actually killed her. The police arrive, apparently called by Hickey himself, and Hickey justifies the murder in a dramatic monologue, saying that he did it out of love for her.

When Hickey was a child his father made a living as an evangelical, which led Hickey to become a salesman. He met his wife, Evelyn and Evelyn’s family forbade her to associate with Hickey, something she ignored. After Hickey left to become a salesman he promised he would marry Evelyn as soon as he was able. He became a successful salesman, then sent for her and the two were very happy until Hickey got tired of his wife always forgiving him for his whore-mongering and began to feel guilty. He contemplated both divorcing her and killing himself, but believed both would convince Evelyn he didn’t love her, so he looked for another way out. He thought it would be better if she just didn’t wake up while watching her sleep, so he shot her in the head with her revolver. He next recounts how he taunted her and, in realizing he said this, realizes that he went insane and that people need their empty dreams to keep them going. The others agree and decide to testify for insanity during Hickey’s trial despite Hickey begging them to let him get the death sentence.

The others all go back to their empty promises and pipe dreams except for Don who compares Evelyn’s murder with his selling the Movement out, but worse saying that his mother has to live with the knowledge that her son “killed” her. He runs up to his room with the intention of jumping off the fire escape. Larry grimaces and listens at the window with his eyes closed. Don jumps and Larry at first seems to be relieved.

The play ends with everyone singing in dissonance happily except for Larry who stares straight ahead in horror as the curtain falls.

Political content

The play contains many allusions to political topics, particularly anarchism and socialism. Hugo, Larry and Don are former members of an anarchist movement. Larry, who is now a bitter man who claims to be waiting for death, is approached by his ex-girlfriend’s son, Don, at the beginning of the play, and Don remains at the bar. Don admits that he informed the police of the illegal activities of his mother and other anarchists. He gives several reasons for this but later admits that they are not the real ones. He claims that he did it out of patriotism and then that he wanted the money, but finally admits that he did it because he hated his mother, who was so obsessed with her own freedom that she became too self-centered and often either ignored or dominated him. The conversations between Don and Larry, are among the most emotional in the play. Some of these conversations also often involve Hickey, whose actions somewhat parallel Don’s.

Two other characters are veterans of the Second Boer War. One is British and one is Dutch. They alternately defend and insult each other, and there are many allusions to events in South Africa. Both wish to return to South Africa, but their families do not want them there.

There is also an African-American character named Joe, who gives several speeches about racial differences.

Productions

The play is certainly O’Neill’s most ambitious work, and bears the impression of having been written from a perspective of profound despair. It expresses the playwright’s disillusionment with the American ideals of success and aspiration, and suggests that much of human behavior is driven by bitterness, envy and revenge. Despite the emotional difficulty of this play which may have decreased its popularity, fans of the play believe that all the characters are so well explored, with measured doses of wry humor, that the best productions are compelling. The suspense of discovering the true meaning and intentions of Hickey’s character usually maintains the audience’s interest.

This massive undertaking is seldom staged. Even when O’Neill was alive, he delayed its performance on Broadway for seven years, fearing American audiences would reject it. O’Neill was at the height of his fame when he relented in 1946, and the production was a commercial success, though it received mixed reviews. The realistic, seedy language of some of its ne’er-do-well characters was a departure for O’Neill, who was known for writing plays with high-flown and melodramatic dialogue. This play tends to preserve O’Neill’s typical passion and intensity while losing some of its aestheticism in the language, and risks a certain amount of redundancy as a result, so it is not surprising that some critics did not fully embrace it at first.

Another problem may have been the performance of James Barton as Hickey. Barton was reportedly not up to the massive emotional and physical demands of such a titanic part, sometimes forgetting his lines or wearing out his voice. Interestingly, the young Marlon Brando was offered the part of Don Parritt in the original Broadway production, but famously turned it down. Brando later claimed to have read only a few pages of the script the producers gave him, and to have started an argument at the audition about the worth of the play and O’Neill’s writing style – which ended with his rejecting the part, apparently in order just to seem consistent – rather than admit to his laziness.

The play was mounted again Off-Broadway in 1956, after O’Neill’s death. This production, starring Jason Robards as Hickey and directed by José Quintero, was massively acclaimed, and the play was accepted as a true masterpiece. Robards won multiple awards for his performance, and went on to distinguish himself throughout his life as the leading interpreter of O’Neill’s great male roles. He was most widely known for his film roles but repeatedly devoted his most serious energies to theatrical roles, and especially to O’Neill. Robards was in a 1960 live television version of the play, and returned to it in a 1985 Broadway production again directed by Quintero and featuring a cast that included Barnard Hughes as Harry Hope and Donald Moffat as Larry Slade.

Other noteworthy actors to play the role of Hickey include Lee Marvin, in a 1973 film version directed by John Frankenheimer; James Earl Jones, in a 1973 revival at the Circle in the Square Theatre that was edited for length and criticized for the weakness of its supporting cast; and Kevin Spacey, who was lauded for his 1998-1999 stage rendition of the part on London’s West End and then on Broadway. The play is now widely considered to have the dimensions of a true tragedy, whereas many of O’Neill’s earlier works would be more accurately characterized as melodrama.

The 1973 film version featured many notable character actors besides Lee Marvin, including Fredric March as Harry, Robert Ryan as Larry, Jeff Bridges as Don, and Moses Gunn as Joe.

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Monday, February 11th, 2008

Respect your elders!  Appreciate from where you come!  And know that everything is going to be just fine.  This seemed the theme for the 50th Grammy presentation…..and it worked!

This evening I spent a little time doing something I have avoided for years; sat through The Grammy Award Presentation.

For years I have avoided watching any entertainment award presentation.  There seems so many of them these days, no particular award really pops out to say “great.”  Plus, I watched this year because you can always get a good grip on how the music industry is doing by watching certain award presentations.  So, while the Grammy’s are an annual affair, there will only be one fiftieth awards show presentation.  I watched to see how the academy would deal with this one time event in music’s history.

I was impressed!

Most, if not all, award shows are rarely seamless.  And lately, before the writers strike gave us a unwitting reprieve from them, award shows have been a bore.   It seemed television, movies, and music talent have been out to stroke their unbridled egos.  As you know, there is always one entertainer, lyricist, producer, or “has been” star(let) trying to do too much with their few minutes of worldwide attention.

Admit it or not, good or bad, awards shows always have moments you can remember from the night.  For most of the last ten or so Grammy’s (or those like them)  the moments have been somewhat embarrassing.  Brit Spears appearance on the MTV’s this year is one such experience.

The 50th Grammy’s did deliver on the moments.  While others might have had seperate ones from myself, there are three (if not four) special moments that brought me to my feet (sorta) to clap.

Vince Gill Wins the Country Album of the Year.

If there is one phrase that best describes country music these days it could very well be cookie cut country.  This symptom is not the artists fault.  Its the programers who are TOLD what to play, when to play it, and who NOT to play.  Vince Gill is one of those artists they have been told NOT to play….at least not the new stuff.  So, it was incredibly refreshing to see Gill push aside all the country rockers and King George ( said with respect) to win the country album of the year.

Even Gills remark to Kanye about his never having had been given a Grammy from a Beatle (Ringo Starr) was taken in good stride.  It was nice to see comedy exists among artists of different genre.

Kid Rock Croons with Keely Smith

Did you know Keely Smith before she took stage to sing with Kid Rock?  If you did, great!  I had no clue.  When she says she is going to sing the moment seems awkward and unrehearsed.  Then out walks Kid Rock.  Now, I am thinking what a strange pairing.

BUT, let’s see what happens.

A few would complain that Kid Rock at an award show is becoming somewhat repetitious.  However, I would beg to differ.  THIS moment was much much much different.  The Kid accepted on this night a standard bearers position for the future of the music industry.

Over the last few months I have come to truly appreciate the heart and talent of Kid Rock.  He spent an enormous amount of time with Robin Williams entertaining our troops at war in Afghanistan.  After having spent time seeing a new slice of life at war, now, here he was on stage with Keely Smith, the first Grammy Award recipient expanding his presence in an almost spiritual way.   Yesss…..spiritual!

At the start of the song,  Ms Smith seemed somewhat nervous.  Her body language is saying would my voice mix well with a new and younger generation.  Ms Smith had cover songs by Sinatra.  But, this moment seemed scary for her.  BUT, The Kid’s change of singing styles seemed to quickly make her feel accepted; her music and her place in music history was affirmed.  As such,  Kid helped her to relax and they blended in a marvelous bluesy moment.

Whatever seams were loose between the old and the new in the music industry (at this point in the show) The Kid made them a bit tighter after their performance.

THAT is spiritual!

Tina Turner Moves On The Grammys

Beyonce is not Tina….and Tina is not Beyonce!  In other words, no one could ever bring to the stage the energy and effervences of a Tina Turner.  Her moves were powerful, forceful, purposeful, and passionate.  But, the years have slowed Tina and she is not the young pup Beyonce is today.  BUT, this celebration of the old and new, on this program at least, could have cared less.

Tina may have lost a few steps.  BUT, her presence and sense of what sounds good far outweighed whatever steps she might have missed on stage.  Besides, unlike Britney’s walk through performance…Tina was Tina havin’ fun!   This moment proved to me…Beyonce, with her great sound,  has a while to go before she can move those sensually powerful thighs of hers like Tina.

Josh Groban and Andrea Boccelli Close Grammys on a High Note

Every awards presentation has a “memorium” for those in the industry who’ve died.  Most of these moments are placed in the middle of the show with a “fade to black” moment of silence.  This year’s Grammy’s left me feeling the power of the lives whose affect on music were truly great.

The list, as usual, is a who’s who of major and minor contributors to the music industry.  The final name, photo, and pwerful voice  you hear is that of Pavorotti.  Josh Groban is introduced by the always dapperly dressed Andrea Bocelli.  Groban begins the shortened version of “The Prayer,” made famous by Celine Deon and Bocelli.  This tender duet is carried well for the first few lines.  BUT, when Groban stands singing the Italian verses along side of Bocelli all thoughts of Celine pleasantly evaporate.  One could only hope these two would take THIS show on the road.

The end result:  all loose seams between the old and the new are tighter than ever on the creative side of the music industry.

I, at least, am left with one thought.  Despite the sad state of corporately run local music radio, the state of music is going to be just fine.  Because, last night a few people who care about musics future have stepped forward to be the standard bearers for what quality and excellence there remains in the heart of the songwriters, producers, and singers.

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Monday, February 11th, 2008

Richard Zedník (Born January 6, 1976) is a Slovak professional hockey player who plays right wing for the National Hockey League’s Florida Panthers. He was drafted in the 1994 NHL Entry Draft by the Washington Capitals, in the tenth round, two-hundred forty-ninth overall, after playing junior hockey for the Portland Winter Hawks of the Western Hockey League.

Playing career

On October 31st, 2000, a local Washington, DC radio station DC101 had a promotion in which they offered fans a free ticket and Zednik jersey if they dyed their hair blond as Zednik had in the offseason. Over two hundred people showed up as “Zed Heads” and Zednik scored his first career hat trick against the Detroit Red Wings. [1].

On April 26, 2002, during a playoff game in Montreal against the Boston Bruins, Zednik was elbowed in the face by Bruin defender Kyle McLaren. Zednik, who had scored both goals for Montreal in the 5-2 loss, suffered a fractured cheekbone, broken nose, and a concussion. The injuries forced Zednik to miss the remainder of the playoffs.

Neck injury

On February 10, 2008, in a game between the Florida Panthers and the Buffalo Sabres, teammate Olli Jokinen’s skate blade cut the side of Zednik’s neck. Both players were skating towards a corner: Jokinen was skating down the wing for a body check and Zednik was skating behind the net. Jokinen completed his check and fell forward with his feet flying up. His skate struck Zednik’s neck, and Zednik immediately skated to the Florida bench, leaving a significant trail of blood on the ice.(TSN video) He was immediately attended to by Florida trainer Dave Zenobi and sent to hospital. Zednik underwent surgery that night, and is currently listed as stable.[1] The game was delayed for more than 15 minutes as the zamboni was needed to help clean the blood from the ice. Zenobi and assistant general manager Randy Sexton are remaining with Zednik; the Panthers have arranged for his wife Jessica Welch to be flown in.[1]

Transactions

Richard Zednik was traded by the Washington Capitals on March 13, 2001, along with Jan Bulis and a first round draft pick (Alexander Perezhogin), to Montreal in exchange for Trevor Linden, Dainius Zubrus, and a second round draft pick (later traded to the Tampa Bay Lightning).

After playing the next 3 years in Montreal, Zednik was traded back to the Capitals on July 12th, 2006 for a third round draft-pick.

On February 26, 2007, Zednik was traded by Washington to the New York Islanders for a 2nd round draft pick.

While being an unrestricted free agent, “Zed” signed a 2-year contract with the Florida Panthers on July 1st , 2007.

Personal life

Zednik is married to Canadian actress Jessica Welch. They have a daughter name Ella born on December 6, 2003.

Career statistics
Regular Season           Playoffs
Season     Team     League     GP     G     A     Pts     PIM     GP     G     A     Pts     PIM
1994-95     Portland     WHL     65     35     51     86     89     9     5     5     10     20
1995-96     Portland     WHL     61     44     37     81     154     7     8     4     12     23
1995-96     Portland     AHL     1     1     1     2     0     21     4     5     9     26
1995-96     Washington     NHL     1     0     0     0     0     –     –     –     –     –
1996-97     Portland     AHL     56     15     20     35     70     5     1     0     1     6
1996-97     Washington     NHL     11     2     1     3     4     –     –     –     –     –
1997-98     Washington     NHL     65     17     9     26     28     17     7     3     10     16
1998-99     Washington     NHL     49     9     8     17     50     –     –     –     –     –
1999-00     Washington     NHL     69     19     16     35     54     5     0     0     0     0
2000-01     Washington     NHL     62     16     19     35     61     –     –     –     –     –
2000-01     Montreal     NHL     12     3     6     9     10     –     –     –     –     –
2001-02     Montreal     NHL     82     22     22     44     59     4     4     4     8     6
2002-03     Montreal     NHL     80     31     19     50     79     –     –     –     –     –
2003-04     Montreal     NHL     81     26     24     50     63     11     3     3     6     2
2004-05     Zvolen     Slovakia     36     15     19     34     56     17     9     10     19     12
2005-06     Montreal     NHL     67     16     14     30     48     6     2     0     2     4
2006-07     Washington     NHL     32     6     12     18     16     –     –     –     –     –
2006-07     New York Islanders     NHL     10     1     2     3     2     5     0     0     0     8
NHL Totals     621     168     152     320     474     48     16     10     26     41

International play

Played for Slovakia in:

* 2006 Winter Olympic Games
* World Championships - 2001, 2003 (bronze medal), 2005
* World Cup of Hockey - 1996, 2004
* Team Slovakia - 45 caps / 10 goals

Sokoke, ashera, egyptian mau, lundehund, ashera cat, savannah cat

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

 Lundehund, otterhound, otterhounds, ashera, egyptian mau, sokoke

Alternative names
Norsk Lundehund
Norwegian Puffin Dog
Lundehund
Country of origin
Norway
Classification and breed standards
FCI:     Group 5 Section 2 #269     Stds
AKC:     Miscellaneous Class - July 1, 2008     [? Stds]
CKC:     Group 2 - Hounds     Stds
UKC:     Northern Breeds     Stds

The Norwegian Lundehund (Norwegian: Norsk Lundehund (from Norsk (Norwegian), lunde (puffin) and hund (dog)) is a small dog breed originating from Norway and originally bred for hunting puffins.

Appearance

The Norwegian Lundehund is a small, rectangular Spitz type dog. The Lundehund has a great range of motion in its joints, allowing it to fit into narrow passages. The head can be bent backwards along the dog’s own spine, and the forelegs can turn to the side at a 90-degree angle to its body, much like human arms. Its pricked, upright ears can be sealed nearly shut by folding them forward or backward.The Norwegian Lundehund is polydactyl: instead of the normal four toes a foot, the Lundehund has six toes, all fully formed, jointed and muscled. The outercoat is dense and rough with a soft undercoat.

History

The breed has a long history. As far back as 1600 it was used for hunting puffins along the Norwegian coast. Its flexibility and extra toes were ideal for hunting the birds in their inaccessible nesting locations on cliffs and in caves. Interest for the breed declined when new methods for hunting puffins were invented and a dog tax was created. Around 1900, they were only found in the isolated village of Mostad, Lofoten. The breed was nearly extinct around World War II when canine distemper struck Værøy and the surrounding islands. In 1963, the population was further decimated by distemper again. This time, only 6 dogs survived (1 on Værøy & 5 in southern Norway Hamar (these 5 were from the same mother)), creating a population bottleneck. Due to careful breeding with strict guidelines, there are now an estimated 1500-2000 dogs in the world, with around 1100 of the population in Norway and approximately 350 in the United States.

Lundehund Gastroenteropathy

Yucko the clown, racist clown, racist clowns, trends, google trends, yuko the clown

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

The Killers of Comedy, comedians best known for their appearances on “The Howard Stern Show,” will bring their show to Parsons Auditorium in Milford on Saturday night, as they continue their North American tour.

The all-star lineup of comedians includes The Reverend Bob Levy, Jim Florentine, Sal Governale, Yucko the Clown and Shuli.

Additionally, BeetleJuice, one of the most popular “wack packers” from the Stern show, and former professional wrestler The Iron Sheik will make special appearances.

Levy, a comedian with a reverent nickname despite boasting an irreverent act, gained fame by winning Stern’s “World’s Meanest Listener Contest” in 2002.

The New Jersey resident is known by many fans for his unique living situation of many years, in the basement of his suburban Philadelphia home. His ex-wife and son live upstairs, creating situations ripe for material in a stand-up routine and a sitcom development.

Levy, who is not actually a member of the clergy, also organizes regular roasts of “Stern Show” staff members during the popular morning program on Sirius Satellite Radio.

Additionally, he is co-host (along with Florentine and Shuli) of “Miserable Men,” a weekly program on Sirius that profiles the best horror stories of men’s relationships with their significant others that is best described as “The View” for angry men.

Best known for lending his voice to a mentally challenged puppet named “Special Ed” on Comedy Central’s
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“Crank Yankers,” Florentine has made his signature phrase, “I’ve got mail! YAAAY!” part of the pop culture lexicon.

Despite this recent success, Florentine says much of his career is owed to Stern, because Stern began playing clips from the comedian’s CD Terrorizing Telemarketers in the late 1990s.

The album features Florentine answering incoming sales calls and using creative insults to morph them into comedic bits. Florentine has been dating Stern’s longtime sidekick Robin Quivers since 2007 and getting plenty of airtime and ribbing because of it.

Governale spent most of his 20s on Wall Street, working as a stockbroker but always longing to make a living performing comedy.

The long-time Stern fan caught his big break several years ago, when the “King of All Media” hired him to work full-time on the show.

Governale, a Long Island native, makes phony phone calls and creates other packaged bits for the show.

Additionally, he is well-known for his obsession with all elements of Stern’s private life. Yucko the Clown finished second to Levy in the 2002 meanest listener contest, and he was the third-place finisher in a competition to replace “Stuttering” John Melendez, who is now of “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.”

Yucko’s outfit, a clown suit that hasn’t been washed in years, includes a horn he honks every time he utters an inappropriate joke. Yucko was also the star of a sketch comedy show on MTV2 called “Stankervision.”

A comedian who first made his name in Las Vegas, Shuli now calls New York and Sirius Satellite Radio his home. The one-name performer is a reporter for “Howard 100 News,” a daily program that humorously covers Stern-related events.

Before moving East, Shuli was the co-writer and producer for the award-winning “mocumentary” about the life expectancy of open-mic comics titled, “No Laughing Matter.”

Easily recognized by his undersized head, oversized teeth and short stature, Beetlejuice (a.k.a. Lester Green), has made Stern fans laugh for nearly 10 years through his futile attempts to answer simple questions and repeat information presented to him no more than two seconds earlier.

Additionally, Beetlejuice has perfected the art of dwarf tossing, which involves full-sized people throwing him through the air onto a mattress.

The Iron Sheik has been part of the American professional wrestling scene since the late 1970s, when the Iranian-born wrestler played off the conflicts between the United States and Iran that were in the news at the time to create a dynamic and memorable character.

The Sheik has enjoyed a renaissance of his career in recent months, including an appearance on “The Howard Stern Show” in August 2007 that included his strong opinions about other former wrestlers, including Hulk Hogan and “Macho Man” Randy Savage.

Tickets for the Killers of Comedy range from $30 to $50. Advance tickets may be purchased by calling The Treehouse Business Office at 268-5857 or by visiting www.killersofcomedy.com or www.TreehouseComedy.com. Parsons Auditorium is located at 70 West River St. The show is being promoted locally by Treehouse Comedy Productions.